When I was a teenager, I delivered groceries to some of the members of the original cast of Saturday Night Live. One Friday evening, I delivered to Michael O'Donohue, a writer for the show. I delivered several boxes of food and Duraflame logs through streets packed with slow moving cars and New Yorkers hailing taxis under winter skies and, finally, up the long steps of his brownstone. After tipping me a cold quarter, he pushed me out of his house.He's dead now. And I'm really, really, sorry he'll never get to hear me say LIVE FROM NEW YORK ...and so on and so forth.
The lousy quarter he gave me will turn into a cool quarter of a million dollar book advance for this nightmare soon to be optioned by DreamWorks or as I like to call it DollarWorks!!! 
Here are the three nominations to play me in the movie: 1: Get me Eminem! 2: Get me someone who looks like Eminem! 3: Get me a bag of M&Ms. No peanuts. The movie begins with me on the side of a road holding up a sign that reads IF YOU GIVE ME A DOLLAR, I WILL DO THE GOLDEN VOICE OF DON PARDO. Thanks to a cell phone, me goes straight to YOUTUBE and becomes an overnight sensation! Later, yours truly becomes the city of the world's first homeless blogger to host SNL.
Hit The Cyber Road.Blogspot.comNo joke. This is a real website to generate rent money.
My motto is "Pardon me but can you spare a dime for a fellow American down on his luck?" You give me a dime which entitles you to scream HIT THE ROAD! 
Or just email us to save wear and tear on your voice. Here's logging off at you kid.
Or just email us to save wear and tear on your voice. Here's logging off at you kid. 
We'll always have Planet South Bronx.blogspot.com! 