Dear American Face Book Friends,
We have a new diet book that is truly food for thought. Why add to the glut of thousands of diet books published every year? It’s because our diet book is one you can literally eat!
It is made from our secret recipe for Soybean Paper! After a year of research we’ve perfected it! Every page is favored with your favorite dish! Tear out a page and simply bring it to your mouth. M-m-mm! That’s good cherry pie! We can go on and on about our exciting new product but we know people don’t like to read as much as they love to eat!
Actually, the launch date of Stuff Your Face Book was April 1.
But why wait?
Sincerely starving for attention, Carlos ‘The Comedian’ Casagemas now playing to a third world eagerly waiting for a bootleg copy of The Hunger Game.
