Letters To The Emperor

Dear Fellow Users of Social Media,

I’m losing my wits.

Can anyone please tell me how to get rid of ads that pop-up whenever I write on any subject? You see! Another pop-up! What’s this? This one guarantees to rid my Face Book of all ads? All I have to do is give out my pin number to my retirement money? Reckon I shouldn’t. Been fooled before. But take it from this old geezer when I say this battered world don’t have much long to live if we don’t begin to trust in one another. Allow to me take a leap of faith for our grandchildren that never visit.

Geronimo!

Sincerely, Harry Hoodwink

Pension Ville, USA

Alongside Old Folks Tapping Their Feet To The Theme From The Benny Hill Show.